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Donald Don’t Allow
[based on a traditional folk song about what Mama don’t allow] [verse 1] Donald don’t allow no guitar playin’ ’round here Donald don’t allow no fiddle playin’ ’round here Well, Donald’s flying to Florida now We’re gonna play these guitars … Continue reading
Rocky Top Donald Trump
Everyone says education is the key to your success learn to get good grades for being a man who settles for less. Get a job with a corporation that takes good care of itself. Spend your weekends in the … Continue reading
Xmas Lunch at the Trumps
The man at the head of the table spits a pitcher tips over spilling what seems to be cold oily water onto the laps of half the guests everyone wants to leave but laughs. The hemispheres grit their teeth … Continue reading
Disgusting Donald
Donald the terrier yap yap bark bark wants to dig his holes in the park. If others fall in that’s not his problem after all he’s not the one on the bottom. Donald the amphibian chirp chirp ribbit ribbit … Continue reading
Mister Dinosaur
Fathead leadership an obesity problem between the ears Got more money than sense mister dinosaur he ain’t so much for as against mister dinosaur proven wrong he doesn’t flinch mister dinosaur Strikes out before he thinks mouthy venomous his bite … Continue reading
Leader
I sat across the barren table from him in wide anticipation of the unattainable salt was spilled and eyes were unfocussed claims were lofty. The appearance of sunrise but lacking light the bubbles on coffee, the patina on rock just … Continue reading
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